Apropos my stitching up of Will Self’s office, here is M.C. Escher’s Hand With Reflecting Sphere, unwrapped into a Quicktime VR panorama.
(I originally wrote the artist’s name as “MC Escher”, then realised that looked as if he should have been performing with the Furious Five or something. “I’m MC Escher and I’m here to say, the stairs go up and down today! Get up! Get down! Get up! Get down!…”)
Stelarc is everything the famous-in-certain-circles Kevin Warwick would be, if Kev had more guts and less self-promotion.
I base this evaluation on the fact that Stelarc does bowel-clenchingly freaky things to himself and says he’s an artist, while Warwick does things any schmuck could do and calls himself a researcher.
It’s probably best that those of a delicate disposition not click the above, or look at this later picture either.
I think Stelarc’s a bit like Survival Research Laboratories would be, if everything they made had to pass through their bodies somewhere.
Further evidence: Kevin Warwick has said wanky things about Stelarc, but I don’t think Stelarc’s said anything about Kevin.
I don’t know about you, but the obvious question that popped into my mind when I discovered that there’s “A 360 degree view in 71 photos of Will Self’s writing room” on Self’s site was “what’ll happen if you feed those photos into panorama stitching software?”
Ta-daaah.
(If clicking on the above image doesn’t work because Coral isnt’ answering hails, here’s the direct link.)
Lots of the images don’t actually match up, but Autostitch knows to discard the puzzle pieces that don’t fit. The result also has quite a few dreamy spots in it, like any close-range indoor hand-held panorama. But, y’know, that’s just a bit cubist, innit?
It’s still not half bad, if you ask me.
…make it Code Guardian, from Cee-Gee (who’re Italian, hence odd voice acting). Their download server is currently a melted lump, but there are mirrors.
Someone on the Metafilter thread about this video wondered where the British robot was.
Personally, I want to see the Soviet one, stonewalling the Wehrmacht at Stalingrad, long since out of ammo for all eight guns and just pounding on Panthers with a length of I-beam.
A reader took my lead on the polluting-Wikimedia-with-old-drive-circuit-boards idea, and came up with this most excellent image of a 44Mb MiniScribe’s underside:
(Now someone needs to slap an eight inch drive on an A3 scanner and make a really big file.)
Thanks to my Pocket PCRef, I know that the above drive is a 5.25 inch half height (which is to say, the same height as a modern optical drive) ST-506 3600RPM unit which reported 5 heads, 1024 cylinders and 17 sectors per track.
This information is, of course, almost perfectly useless these days, as is most of the rest of the content of even the current edition of Pocket PCRef (mine’s the 1999 ninth edition). Connector pinouts and ASCII codes and such are all very well, but it’s not as if all of those aren’t at your fingertips anyway if you’ve got an Internet connection. The same goes for keyboard scan codes, paper sizes, number base conversion tables and error beep codes for various old BIOSes - though if you work with PC hardware every day, a Pocket PCRef will still probably help you out a few times a year.
More impressive is the original Pocket Ref, old editions of which are far less obsolete.
Pocket Ref has close to nothing about computers in it. It’s more about every single piece of basic engineering information you’d need to reconstruct society after the inevitable happens, all in a very literally pocket-sized book.
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Apropos my previous post about file hosting services, the perfect repository for at least some big files occurred to me.
And so…
It’s a 1200dpi scan of a 5.25 inch hard drive controller board, from this scanner review from almost eight years ago. The board is of course rather older than that; it’s from the days before surface mount (OK, nitpickers, before everything was surface mount), when electronics took up more room and looked much cooler.
That cheap little scanner did a quite commendable job. Not quite 1200 whole dots per inch of detail, but still a whole lot of it in this 66 megapixel (!) image. Which ought to be quite enough for anybody’s desktop wallpaper.
If you’ve got some giant image, sound or video file that meets Wikimedia’s rather loose requirements, you can upload it to the Commons and be reasonably sure that it’ll be speedily available to the world for the foreseeable future.
The one caveat, of course, is that uploaded content must be covered by one or another free-use license. That rules Commons out for the 1337 w4r3z and pr0n that comprise most of the data uploaded to file-dump sites, unless you expend an unreasonable amount of effort in hiding your pirated content in something legit, and then hope they don’t notice that myadorablekitten.jpg is 702Mb in size.
There are various other stock photo repositories out there; Morguefile is a good one, and you can share big images on Flickr as well if you pay for an account (otherwise the biggest dimension of your pictures is limited to 1024 pixels).
I thought I’d stick with the big guns for this image, though, because it’s 12 freakin’ megabytes.
(Actually, the original was even bigger. This is my second attempt - I uploaded the original untweaked scan first just to see if Wikimedia would barf on the file size, then made this prettier, slightly smaller version that benefits from some Photoshop features introduced over the last eight years. Since my Wikimedia account is younger than four days - Wikipedia and Wikimedia accounts are separate - I can’t replace the old one with the new one, so I uploaded the new one as a separate file.)
Uploading your backups to FTP sites may be the really studly way to do it, but for this one niche - unreasonably large pictures of things that belong to you - Wikimedia looks pretty cool.
I hope to see many more scans of improbable objects there in the near future.
Janez Jevnikar, possibly the world’s fastest producer of panel van art:
Actually, that’s unfair. Jevnikar’s stuff, much more of which you can see on his site, is not nearly that hideous. There’s not a Chick Riding A Reptile to be seen (see also).
He does seem to have a thing for pyramids, ringed planets, force fields and craggy mountains, though. Fair enough; so do the cover artists for the books which I, like Gabe, favour.
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