Needs another apostrophe
I passed a junk shop today - the same one where I bought my cheap Curta, actually - which had a display of cheap scarves outside.
After what I can only imagine was long cogitation, the proprietor of the shop decided to render the name of these items on the sign thusly:
“Scarfe’s”.
(Quotation marks mine. “Misused” quotation marks would, of course, have iced this particular cake very nicely. But you can’t have everything.)
