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- Ronnie Biggs waited until he was 71
- This JavaScript alert box is admissible in court
- Easy wood polish!
- APPLIED exothermia!
- Reports of my site’s death are greatly exaggerated
- More stuff blowing up real good
- Perhaps the bits are getting lost
- They come over ‘ere, they take our bird-seed… wait, no they don’t
- Our fifty outdoor pets
- Lego news for the inattentive
- Also, Karl Marx used a lot of run-on sentences
- It’s never too late for SupCom eye candy
- A queen among quacks
- Fuel scams: An Australian tradition
- Now do crosswords
- Today’s sermon will be delivered by Firefox 3.5.2
- Another unrequested Firepower update
- Authoritarianism: It’s bad for your health
- An elegant monitor, for a more civilised age
- Have you ever SEEN an atom split?
- Bring back the zeppelin!
- Comment preview, only 32 months late!
- The difference is as plain as the ear on your face!
- NOBODY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SECRET MICROSOFT SURVEY, OK?
- If only Steorn had been taking bets
- Psychoceramic literature
- Spinning and skiving
- Attack Of The Green Slime
- Hey buddy! Wanna buy me a computer?
- In Your Heart, You Know It’s Flat
- Useless “power savers”: The saga continues
- The ATO is mother, the ATO is father
- Geek ink
- Mad Kevin’s Crazy Bargains!
- The boy who cried wolf 155 times
- My two alien implants
- Or you could just wait ’til there’s smoke
- Minor Crimes Against Science Education, Part 273
- Know everything they type, or stop them from typing at all!
- A surprisingly un-awful interface
- The Preliminary Proving of Pat Putt, Psychic
- Reprint #96 of that bit of Ben’s book
- 10,537 bytes with which I do not agree
- I’m still waiting for mail from Jenny McCarthy
- Basic electronics to make your organ glow
- Boing goes the e-mail, boing boing boing…
- I see you’re reading about execution by stoning. Would you like to buy a bong?
- 18: Holding reminder notes on the plate in your skull
- Rockin’ out over SCSI 1
- 1: Invent antigravity. 2: Get comfortable.
- The Anti-Randi Marching Band
- Nine 0.455-inch guns
- LED-Brite
- Mecha-snippet du jour
- The third-smallest hard drive
- Time to ask for a pay rise
- April Fools roundup
- ABS plus celluloid
- Chainsaws, sticky tape, and matters of life and death
- Goody goody GIF GIF
- If you tune a whole PIANO with ‘em…
- Next project: Electron microscope
- I’m also an expert on artificial flowers, oneiromancy and marmosets
- Another voter heard from
- Truth is out of style
- The quarter-size violins of the electronic-instrument world
- Scams, glorious scams
- My (irradiated) balls are always bouncing
- Library, bumper-sticker shop… what’s the difference?
- The Loch Ness Carburettor
- Greener Gadgets: This time for sure!
- But what if it gets sunburn?
- I’m a Twitter… critter?
- You don’t often see Lego this muddy
- Half theremin, half Stylophone
- A case study in involuntary magnetic body-modification
- “The suspect is 1,828,800 microns tall, and his irises reflect 465-nanometre light…”
- Science Sunday
- You should see what it does to whiskey
- I run MY ThinkPad from a Leclanché cell
- Today’s DealExtreme-RSS-feed-spawned post
- Still smarter than most spammers
- Like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition
- Farewell, noble plumber
- The Copy Of Doom
- They never met a fuel catalyst they didn’t like
- The shifting sands of SSDs
- Yesterday’s Lego purchases
- Ten-trillionth time’s a charm
- The DealExtreme from which you can order is not the true DealExtreme
- Are LED flashlight years like dog years?
- Why settle for $$$? Demand $$$$$$$$$$$$!
- Insert “reamer” joke here
- Don’t sully your TOSLINK with carpet fluff
- Is your plush uterus accessible to young children?
- From the makers of Blinker Fluid and the Cross-Drilled Brake Line
- Ultracapacitors versus batteries, no holds barred!
- My Holiday, by Daniel, Class 2T
- “I really hope he announces a crappy product now so I can hate him again.”
- Baleful bouncing beams
- ‘Tis the season to rebuild eMacs
- Sometimes, stupidity IS painful
- You’re a mug if you just get the Rohypnol
- Comics Versus Physics
- LED street lighting: Not as good as you think.
- Osculate your Altair today!
- I get letters, I get letters…
- Die Legoroboter
- Now carve a golf club out of it
- The Gamer Product That Will Not Die
- If you download only one 188Mb MOV file today…
- God’s a bastard, instalment 34827
- Dis way. No, dat way!
- Pushing a wombat down a garden hose
- Television lies to us yet again
- (X+Y)/Z = BS
- This blows my mind every time
- NOTE: Clearly-enunciated bad language within
- It’ll be heavy water next
- Get down, baby wood ducks!
- Get kicked out of church, AND the casino
- Smiley sky
- The explosion’ll get you before the poison does
- 21% of US squares triangular, survey finds
- Sooper sekrit site location
- Empower your piston pressure!
- Organise your Viking funeral before it’s too late!
- Zwei Keyboarden
- Computing the volume of a wubble
- Nightmare spider, now only $950!
- Compare and contrast
- Test Your Gullibility, installment #4732!
- Yes, a battle-axe WILL do nicely!
- Bleep boop neep beep bloop beep boop…
- A writer of unique talents. I hope.
- Cyberdemon crowd surfing
- Going up!
- To cure alcoholism, drink vodka!
- Not a jury in the world would convict you
- High-altitude cat observation
- Kha’ak-mongers
- It’s not the size of the track, it’s what you do with it
- Even better than a banana in the tailpipe
- He has trouble in sand traps
- Death of RAID predicted, film at 11
- John Lennon’s alien ice cube
- Big dozer, little dozer
- Track traction
- I do like a good link-spam in the morning
- I don’t remember voting for this
- Unnatural act of the day
- Laws of Physics 2,937,290,458,937, magic fuel savers 0
- Old lens, new camera
- Still no sign of enchanted Prince Albert rings
- Phurther Photon pimpage
- Steady as she goes, toward the cliff
- Yes. Yes it does.
- My third hip
- Track hunting
- One of these things is not like the other
- You need a Lego earthmover
- Bottle + Bottle + Scroll = Anvil
- Stuck in a tropical paradise with nothing to do
- A rare recantation
- My contribution to European sightseeing
- K-9 will tell him if you say anything important
- “Wow. Moth balls. So, what’s for dinner?” “Plastique.”
- Not your everyday fuel-saving gadget
- The Gakken Cross Copter: Two rotors for twenty-seven dollars
- Mini-tank du jour
- Never mind the quality, feel the price!
- Firepower: Just a fricking misunderstanding
- What does pink taste like?
- Magic for the lazy
- Making tracks
- Here’s something you don’t see every day
- Every uni student needs a siege engine
- Just Say No to broken typography!
- Keeping Australia safe from cat toys
- News flash: Fuel cell even more forgettable than I thought!
- Light-Bulbs Of DOOOOOOMMMM!
- Preparation for the rugged outdoor life I intend never to lead
- Firepower link-dump
- Miracle Juice or Alien Race?
- Yet more SupCom destruction-orgy eye-candy
- An excellent, and simultaneously terrible, tool
- See also: “Nuclear-Powered Xenomorphic Paraphilic Combat Weasels”
- Thank you for coming in and being so time-consuming, Blathers.
- The Land of the Thirteen-Pixel Warrior
- Another forgettable fuel cell
- Further Freudian illumination
- Lick lick lick lick lick
- From the “ball-bearing motor” file
- Little see-through speaker update
- I’d be smiling too
- Shameless commercialism
- Scam magnetism
- New arrivals
- Headline: LED Spotlight May Actually Work
- Bye bye, Mickey.
- Cheap USB box du jour
- Holy crap! A legal letter!
- Not answering hails
- The worst Lego piece ever made
- The drowned fly goes past every two minutes
- A new backscatter record!
- Warning: Harsh language ahead
- A new challenger appears
- Firepower on Four Corners
- “Sweet fancy Moses…”
- Portugese underwater Lego assembly
- In their defence, it IS pretty obvious
- Things Cats Don’t Do, Part 2735
- Next stop: World of Warcraft for Sinclair wrist calculators
- And now, a fish
- The polite term is “developmentally delayed”
- Awesome .999 Fine Lead Bullion! In convenient “pipe” shape!
- Eeew of the day
- Your unrequested Firepower update
- The spam-scammers aren’t even TRYING any more.
- Turn left! Woo! Yeah!
- Animatronic Austrade oobleck
- I bet Threepio never looked like this
- The Capital Letters mean it’s Really from the CIA
- Another day, another rip-off
- The Nothing Card
- Wait until you see its big brother
- Intersection area approaches epsilon
- Now they’ve really hit the big time
- Your weekly dose of swash
- Lazy thief seeks obliging victim; click OK to continue
- “Don’t smoke in a crowd. Coats are expensive.”
- Your daily dose of psychoceramicity
- The next post will be about Lego or something, I promise
- Further Firepower folderol
- Sayonara, Firepower!
- When a universal joint is just too PRACTICAL
- Hello? Hello? Hello?
- UsefulsiteIdidn’tknowabout.com
- Inside the AMXD
- Clap your hands to revive OLPC, children!
- Are you suffering from Cyborg Pattern Baldness?
- Press B really quickly to kick the kittens to death
- Your free mouse is waiting
- A tale of two power supplies
- If you can’t get better, at least get revenge
- SwashBot2: The Wiggling Continues
- Pointless probabilities
- Designers: Idiots, or morons?
- Video programming magic du jour
- One more reason to love spammers
- Tripedal wiggle-walking; a study
- Now do “Star Trek”, Mr Mittens!
- I’m In The Wrong Business of the day
- The day I got cursed
- But wait! There’s more!
- Words of wisdom from my favourite lunatic
- WANTED: People to kick me in the nuts and take my stuff
- Free magazine!
- The Acme 18-Servo Hexapodal Cat-Frightener
- 72 years and counting
- Perhaps the face paint will get people to listen
- I’m just not sure
- I’ll take “things that burn asbestos” for $100
- Takin Suckaz Assets
- Not yet tested: Barbed wire, train tracks
- STOP PRESS: Pixie dust unsuitable for household lighting
- The chugga-chugga-chugga mobo
- None of these minifigs are smiling
- Web security through threats of violence
- Thrilling LED bulb replacement action!
- Test Your Gullibility, installment #4731!
- It is… the FORBIDDEN link!
- Wanna buy a porn blocker? Only $3000!
- The MPAA will be very angry when they figure out what this is
- My robot army grows
- On spam
- THIS legal threat, I’m less worried about
- The best Firepower can manage
- A few more Firepowery links
- Big sites pick up the story!
- Firepower’s “results”!
- Firepower threaten to sue me!
- Only trust psychics who look like Michael Bolton
- Plane porn
- More perpetual motion - with video this time!
- Avoiding Freaking Out: A Primer
- Hot glue, garden hose and iron filings: Only $195!
- I bet my aunt called in the hit
- “My wife, my children, and the nation of Romania.”
- Security Through Inanity
- Revolutionary Sonic Boiler Probably Not A Scam!
- Moletech Fuel Saver retraction gets official… sort of
- The Six Ugliest Space Lego Sets
- Moletech Fuel Saver - the plot thickens!
- “This may be your answer to the job problem!”
- What’s a plot hole’s Schwarzschild radius, anyway?
- Security through graffiti
- Like a vacuum cleaner with a puffer fish on the end
- The area under the curve is the hours…
- Beats the hell out of making Audis
- Even better than Mr Fusion
- 10mg ginseng, 50mg caffeine, 65mg carpet fluff
- GrimaceCheck!
- “Crawford, please don’t eat those.”
- Portraits Of Horror
- On the fraught morality of impeding the Holy Process of Marketing
- It turns out that Michael Jackson COULD look weirder
- It’s a start
- Magic hangover pills!
- We’re still talking about fuel catalysts? Really?
- Another overpriced heater
- The surprisingly expensive Amish fan heater
- Feline globule update
- Putting your minds at ease
- The YouTube Of Tomorrow
- Intelligent design STILL bunk - film at 11
- ABS slushboxes
- Clash of the robot insects
- Needs another apostrophe
- New, from FakeCo: Placebotrol!
- Boys and their eight-ton toys
- Perfect Christmas gift LOCATED!
- The many freezeframes of Moe Szyslak
- GreenPower funny numbers
- SOLD, to the drunk gentleman who thinks he’s Stavros Niarchos!
- “Disco Duck,” 1
- I believe Scrooge McDuck actually did it first
- Amphibious elephants and red spinel embargoes
- IT conspiracy theory of the week
- They tested the wrong guy
- Rivalrous and commercioganic for Christ Ma’x!
- See-through aviation
- Humankind’s Endless Quest for a Substitute Plugpack
- A link request from Spider-Man
- Lichtenbergia
- God damn it
- Fake amp ratings never go out of style
- A bit more lasing
- Avian nominative bathos
- Bug zapping
- Forging ahead
- My new favourite flashlight
- DirectX redux
- Trial by press release
- e4b48fd541b3dcb99cababc87c2ee88f = elephant
- Fake marijuana botnettery continues
- Bloodsuckin’ fun
- I know you’re a liar paradox, but what am I?
- Big pink pigeons
- More tales from the online Wild West
- Another glimpse of the Dark Side
- A familiar tale
- Guardian Angel (battery)
- Ecowatts on the box
- The transdimensional CCD
- The right to bear soft squishy arms
- The cause and the cure
- Frighten yourself with ask.com!
- A link-spam star
- A tale of two movies
- My very own SLOM torrent
- God Hates… Server Not Found
- Henge it yourself
- Secret Life Of Machines update update!
- Two teachers and a porn clerk
- The long career of Corporal Jonlan
- “I reached into my bag of talent, and found it to be empty…”
- Shooting for the stars
- More spam highlights
- Yet more seam carving
- Rugose squamous pathos
- New frontiers in pseudoscience
- Yet more on Firepower
- Fzat!
- Three alarming links
- It’s all fun and games until someone gets sued
- Another milestone reached
- New Nvidia drivers: Worth having.
- Seam carving comes home
- My very own digital pepper-mill
- MakeMyMovieLessHorrible.com
- Ecowatts: Place your bets!
- News flash: Something Can Live in Diet Coke
- The amazing $125 sitemap
- Another contextual advertising masterpiece
- Giant clicky not actually clicky, dammit, keyboards in Australia!
- Godly techno-weirdness of the day
- Joey, the Amazing Fetching Cat
- More whiskers
- At least it’s not from the Prime Minister
- Dare you enter… the Nostalgia Pit?
- The Human Mind… boggles.
- Pitter patter, pitter patter of the phish
- The error message Olympics
- 1337 H4XX0rZ wanted!
- More SupCom eye candy
- I don’t think the baby’s face is that important
- If you wash my car, I’ll give you some points!
- The Blogcruft Elimination Project
- They seek config here, they seek config there…
- The Strange Case of the Unfreezing Wine
- Easier to park than a Caddy, too
- Whisker storage unit
- The Case of the Vanishing Icons
- The sad saga continues
- Today’s dumbest quackery
- DirectX problem, how I loathe thee
- Signs you may be the right man for the job
- Spam-lessons update
- Today’s spamtertainment
- Exactly as magical as all of the other ones
- Pay no attention to the man inside the oil barrel
- Drugs are bad, but only if the chi-square analysis works out
- #000000 - for the environment!
- My new fake address
- Motorvation
- A use for the “Vox Dei” stop
- Crimes Against Graphing
- Relieve any unpleasantness by inhaling alcohol!
- SupComTweak
- Spam Appreciation Day
- Cocktail science
- STOP PRESS: Underpaid computer store workers are not very trustworthy!
- Wires ‘n’ volts
- Retro evil
- eMate data transfer. Bring a packed lunch.
- The whole Scout troop can use it at once
- This just in: Laws o’ physics still unbroken
- Overlord update
- “Dear $FIRSTNAME…”
- It’s good to be bad
- Take care of the pennies…
- Alert: eMate now actually useful
- Stupid Claim Not True: Film At 11
- Playing the triangle
- Now I want chips, dammit
- Spamwords: The Saga Continues
- Polarised plastic
- Domain name scam nostalgia
- Crucifixion howdy!
- Upgradin’ the TARDIS
- Little outboard screen update
- Minions! Attack!
- Blog payola update!
- Escher’s office, 1935
- Oh noes! I am rejected!
- More sterling technology journalism
- ThinkQuack
- And now, irresponsible mayhem
- eMate update!
- Embargoes, NDAs, and loopholes
- My new laptop
- Talk crap for money! It’s easy!
- New horizons in cat photography
- Big and bigger
- Another quantum talisman
- How To Make Your Kid Grow Up Like Me
- Towards a transgressive hermeneutic of OMG THERE’S AN EAR IN HIS ARM
- Turbine time!
- Snark-bait
- Perfectly typical Wikipedia editor located!
- Ads! Don’t you love them?
- “But how do we get Cthulhu near the roller coaster?”
- Just for the record
- Fuel scam of the day
- The continuing quest for a decent USB drive box
- Relive your car stereo installation nightmares
- More Legobotics
- Dan’s Unrequested Panorama Stitching Service
- Musical advice
- Another day, another rip-off
- The licking is audible
- ACT-I-VATE WHIRL-POOL!
- A walk on the weird side
- Buy a tank!
- Break the laws o’ physics, win a prize
- Close-harmony disco
- How about “electronic Viagra”?
- If you download only one 157Mb AVI file today…
- Mouse of champions
- Another monster board-scan
- Resistors 400 pixels long
- The storage appliance, not the guitar
- It does explain the whistling
- Recent Lego developments
- Great moments in Search Engine Optimisation
- The crap I have to deal with
- New! Big list of posts!
- Steam beetle!
- The 7/8-scale Chevrolet, and other stories
- Linguistic precision is fun!
- Baldy-cat!
- Things to put in e:\video\notporn
- Wiki this, Wiki that
- Why is that ultracentrifuge walking down the hall?
- Mazda mania!
- SupCom eye candy
- Continuation of a gibberish theme
- How’re they hanging?
- One general, 273 colonels
- Comic break
- The latest deadly threat to society
- Upadat Yout Account!!1!
- Here’s the pattern in slow motion
- The domesticated fire-bomb
- Supreme Continuation
- In a world, where people don’t take me seriously…
- Further advances in quackery
- Let’s buy a sculpture, darling!
- Moonshine
- News flash - Gasoline pills still a scam!
- Your contentious reading matter for today
- Creature from the Comment Spam Lagoon
- Supreme Commander Lite
- An extraordinary coincidence
- The bad review kiss of death
- Tankitude!
- 1+3+1+3+2=55
- He suspects nothing
- Politeness: It’s overrated
- The 3.5Mb Amazon page
- Next: The Zork FPS
- I’d drive it
- Sign here, and here, and here in blood…
- Welcome to Vista. Now buy new hardware.
- Do wah diddy
- Disk space needed: %#$@ megabytes
- Firepower mini-update
- PayPal money laundering scam
- Dear $FIRSTNAME…
- The explosion, not the institute
- The Blue Screen of Worse Than Death
- On Skimming
- The train wreck continues
- Cook My Dinner, Wench: The Manly Game, For Men
- Dialogs That Inspire Confidence
- No chain mail bikinis, either
- Exothermia
- 3D gamers fascinated by rubber roofing materials: Film at 11.
- And on it goes
- Feline Window-Digging: A Case Study
- Baby’s First Wind Turbine
- Squish
- Essential viewing update
- More Firepower fun
- Further levitation
- Nothing up their sleeves
- K800i or N73? Neither, thanks!
- We’ll always have that bit where the giant whelk eats her rapist.
- And now, more lies
- Aspiring scammer seeks similar
- In A World where people, uh, race around rocks…
- Well, whaddaya know
- Ninety gigs, down the toilet
- Magic computer glasses
- The Things People Will Believe: Two Connected Aspects
- Is it a snow cone maker?
- Domestic Alternative Power Options That Don’t Work
- OoooWEEEooooo…
- Booga booga booga!
- Merry freakin’ Christmas
- He loves it really
- Balderdash of the day
- A return to prehistory, and an HTML header detective story
- I would definitely prefer the marijuana
- Too Late For Christmas Gift Suggestions
- On Doing The Impossible For A Living
- “I saw your piggy do a wee.”
- Extremely implausible aerial incident
- Light bulb diffraction
- And while we’re on the subject…
- Things I Won’t Be Buying
- Dilute it enough and it turns into science
- Entertaining additive
- Casting metal. In Lego.
- And the tyres never wear out, and it sharpens razor blades too!
- Further FZATing
- Also useful for drying wet sneakers
- Wrong, wrong, wrong
- Rust begone!
- Continuation of a theme
- Spark gap
- Persistence of incomprehensibility
- Not actually guaranteed to make you think
- Ghost cat!
- Gold, stocks, magic beans… what to buy?
- “Gold gold gold gold GOOOOLLLLD!”
- On People Fooling Themselves
- Mmm… incestuous!
- Your Seal of Shopping Excellence
- Jumbo Of Mystery
- White trees, black sky
- Saving the environment without looking stupid: A primer
- Junk Mail Of Mystery
- Legally mandated cat picture
- Click here to be annoyed
- Just in case you missed it
- Achtung! Eine Schpywaresuche!
- Smoking banana peels won’t work, either
- Moo
- 3.8 trees per day
- Russhuttle
- I’m such a bitch
- Shoelectricity
- My Adware Adventure
- One annoyance down…
- The Fisher-Price My First Roguelike
- Beats using dinner plates on a linoleum floor
- Sparkium
- You may already be a member
- Spooky spam
- Panoramitude
- Investment advice
- Sad bird in fog
- Today’s resistible offer
- 5240 Datasettes per gigabyte
- Business automation
- Quack of the day
- Electricity versus booze
- Primitive (game) music
- On Oobleck
- Phish Site Of Mystery
- Again with the game music
- E-I-E-I-O
- Game music remixes
- Firefox’s Least Useful Feature
- And there was much rejoicing
- The tell-tale string
- Here we go again
- Dueling spam-germs
- File lock detective work
- His name is Leety
- Also awaiting Humperdinck Q. Watermelon
- Bugger bugger bugger bugger… oh!
- Today’s link-exchange spams
- Flobble bobble blop
- I don’t think it really does
- On Big TVs with Funny Names
- He never replied
- Firefox fiddling
- Do not be the unplugging
- Birdies in motion
- I’m dead philosophical, me
- Further VPC-C6 observations
- At least they’re consistent
- Today’s spam detective story
- Spam subject of the day
- Whack! Smoke. Whack! Flame.
- Hang a lantern on the magical computer
- MiniReview: Sanyo Xacti VPC-C6
- The World’s Least Attractive Credit Cards
- Very important pictures of spaceships
- Wallpapers!
- Today’s Companies That Really Really Want You To Rip Off Their Products
- Help Me Out By Doing Something You Were Probably Going To Do Anyway
- See also
- Seeding frenzy
- Super-Fun-Pack Comix
- More investment opportunities
- “We travel aloob, singing a soob…”
- Movies That’re Better Than You’d Think, Episode One
- Nonsense passwords
- Kookaburra visit
- Oh no! We’re selling too many magazines!
- Protest votes
- Der Schpamfest continues
- Science toys!
- Photon pimpage
- Poor little phishies
- I don’t know whether he’s said it yet
- Lyrical spoonerisms
- Wrong Words
- Today’s addlepated spam
- Erroring out
- Essential viewing
- I know it’s childish…
- Spam-bits
- Dan’s Data editorial staff doubles
- Quotation query
- Spamtastic!
- More power socket fiddling
- It is done!
- 85W CFL, biznatch
- Birdulence
- Ultrasonic baby cleaning
- The Cable That Should Not Be
- Place your ad-bets
- Name my blog!
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