You may have to cut Kiro in on the deal as well since he definitely helped refine the pitch. Alternatively you could just have him "taken care of" and add his mysterious disappearance to the pitch as "co-inventor was silenced by Big Friction and Really Big Oil to keep their profits". Whatever works for you. Note that I keep a full time security detail about my person so the same tactic will not work on me. And yes, I did just create new cabal out of a force of physics who's goal is to keep making money in concert with the oil industry. That's a freebie for ya. ;)

Seriously though, sorry to hear about the work situation. I'll keep you in mind if see any job leads around.

Maybe you can get Dan to send you some of his gadget review backlog to do....

I am interested in your concept and would like to receive your newsletter.

The ground floor sounds wonderful to me right about now. Heck, I'll take a refrigerator box on the steam grate next to the ground floor.

What do you need? I'm not one for HTML or any kind of math, but I can write bullshit that would make your head spin.

My High School internship was at an ad agency until the busted me for developing pornographic pictures through the film lab they used (on their dime). True story.

I also used to be a bouncer and bartender. I am a jackass of all trades.

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Call me.

Love the Russian truck angle Kiro but I was planning on making up a nice Swiss testing agency to lend it some foreign mystique, and we all know those Swiss are trustworthy types! Hell, maybe I'll just claim that it's been tested by CERN and they've "Never seen anything like it!" I could also claim that its main ingredient (H20) is used extensively by NASA!

All I need now is a snappy name.... I suppose SuckerSpray would be a little too upfront eh? How about DiHydroGo! ?

So, who wants in on the ground floor? ;)

But otherwise I love it. For added effect try selling a limited/super edition in a special wooden box and claim that it's line with a macroscopic ( ;) ) layer of super magnets that help keep the spray AND cloth in perfect condition by re-aligning their positive IONs. Oh and the box can make your car SOUND better if you tape it your exhaust. That one will get the audiophiles on board too. Gotta tap as many markets as possible you know.

Damn Dan, you really are making is all into scam artists extraordinaire!

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Did you know that the 2 biggest thieves of fuel economy for your vehicle are air friction and rolling resistance!? Now, through the miracle science of our quantum vibratory technologies you can nearly eliminate these problems and increase your mileage by up to 60%! By using our newly formulated quantum technology nano-polymer dihydrogen monoxide spray you can greatly reduce these mileage robbing issues! A quick spray over your entire vehicle and tires will make amazing improvements in your mileage!!! For the amazing price of just $199.95 you will receive a 5oz. spray bottle of our amazing product - that's enough for one compact car! (We recommend 2 bottles for full size sedans and 4 bottles for SUVs, minivans and pickups due to their increased wind resistance). If you order 3 or more bottles we'll even throw in our special anti air-friction glass cleaning cloth!! Order TODAY and SAVE tomorrow!

No returns, refunds, or money back guarantee of any kind. Claims have not been verified and may in fact be complete bull****, but you're so gullible you'll believe anything we tell you if there's enough exclamation points in the description. Offer void where illegal (though you can always purchase it over the net because you know it's only been outlawed because of the vast govt-oil company conspiracy).

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So, how's my pitch? I'm thinking bright red white and blue packaging with a faintly US patriotic theme to sucker the gullible and patriotic here in the states... other packaging suggestions for different localities would be welcomed. :)