Bat Chain Puller.

Apologies to the Captain.

Of all the lies society tells us, the idea that you can't drive from Ohio to Australia (or Switzerland, or wherever) because of some huge body of water that separates the continents is one of the most absurd. I mean, can you even imagine a lake that large? Come on!

Obviously, the notion of an ocean was invented, along with Christopher Columbus (and James Cook, and other so-called explorers), in order to prop up the airline industry. The historians and geologists are on the take from the same airline cabal that also runs the TSA.

They also conspire to keep gas prices high, so more people will fly instead of driving.

Given the author of this blog, I call CONSPIRACY!

They're called 'Vimanas' and are described in ancient Indian texts, and were the major weapons in the ancient war about 25,000 years ago between the Alanteans and the proto-Indians. Fought with orgone guns (Wilheim Reich and Kate Bush were right!), the war resulted in the 'glassed' surface of the Deccan Traps today. Cambrian extinction event? Nope! Ancient crypto-nuclear war!

Of course, the Vimanas are still around for those who know how to find them - look in Gobi Desert, the Bahamas, Devil's Tower, Area 51, and our very own Black Mountain outside Cooktown. Glacial morraine? In the Tropics? Come on, every boulder is the same and has a musical note! It's hollow! The river inside it connects with Jenolan Caves and Lake George near Canberra, thorugh the Great Australian Artesian Sea! Jinmium; The 'Portugese' Ship; look 'em up, there's been an advanced civilization in Australia for a quarter of a million years! Ask John Glenn about the 'sparks' he saw flying in formation beside him while he flew over Australia...

You know in the 80's they dumped enough flourescent dye into the Jenolan River to stain Sydney harbour 200 times, and it has never been seen again? Where did it go? I don't know, but Frederick Valentich sure does know! Why not ask him?

As for anti-gravity - how do you think the F-117 flies - it's impossible for a shape like that to fly. Inside that angular fuselage is a Searle Disc - John Searle, Biefield-Brown - the same tech as the Vimanas.

Have a look at the SR71, in particular, when it was designed; 1956-57! Most of that plane is still classified, and the fuselage profile precisely fits what you need for Searle / Brown discs. Handy too, as they also provide the stealth effect.

Then we get to the biggest hoax of all - the Moon itself. Little known fact - prior to 1945 the only recorded sightings of craters on the Moon were Gallieo and Leonardo DaVinci! When the Americans "orbited"* space craft they had to make up the idea of 'MASCONS' to disguise the fact that the Moon is not only hollow, but the Farside is home to the highly advanced Atlantean civilization.

Speaking of old civilizations. One word: Oklo, Gabon. Yep, yep, yep, uh-huh! Nuclear reactors 450 million years old! Hello scientists! Are you listening? Sure cover it up saying it's natural - but really, like a nuclear reactor just made itself? Talk about a blind watch-maker, these are WAY more complex than watches!

( * check any physics text - the Van Allen belts are so radioactive they fry anything that passes through them. Try placing your iPod in a microwave to get some idea of what happens to spacecraft flying through them - your microwave is about a trillion times less powerful)

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The best bit about all of this? Talking to conspiracy psycho-ceramologists (is that the right word?) about this stuff and watching their eyes light up, and their frantic nodding. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Sorry, I think I also channelled the yip-yips in there for a moment.

Most of my "research" comes from a brilliant book I got when I was about 12, called 'The Anti-Gravity Handbook'. Probably rare now, it's a wonderful sourcebook for this junk. As recommended by m'very good friend TrouserLord, it's "so full of shit it gurgles".

I think spreading disinformation like this is great; the more utter tripe you can get conspiracy nuts to spout, the better.

There aren't even any satellites or space stations.

according to this commentor the reason for this is that there is no way to propel anything in outer space as there isn't any air and we all know that rockets need air to push against otherwise they can't move.

Why NASA, and any other groups involved in spaceflight would want you to believe, and even go to great lengths to create false evidence, that spaceflight is possible is beyond me. But it must be happening cos the guy in the youtube comments said so!

i wish i could link the video for your comment reading pleasure but i have forgotten the name of the video :(

* The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter? Really. Sure. A Lunar Orbiter from 4+ centuries ago. I know they didn't have our technology back then, but you really think that'd take that long to take photos of the moon?
* New pictures just serve to enunciate flaws. That's right. It makes us talk about them with the proper inflections. An italic here, and underline there, the occasional string of exclamation points and these pictures are easily debunked.
* By refusing to accept that the moon does or doesn't existd, you yourself have proven that it might. This is irrefutable.
* Of course we never split the atom. It's not possible. The word derives from Latin which means "indivisible". So splitting an atom is impossible because an atom, by definition, can't be split. Ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum. Therefore, The Manhattan Project was presumably an experiemental rock band pre-dating all the pioneers of modern rock, coming out of Manhattan. Or possibly they were all male and wore hats, and came from The Bronx.
* The next concept is such a mess I'm almost not going to spend the next 4 hours researching and cross-referencing it. I'll be back.

What does that make CERN? The Earth equivalent of Moria? Did they dig too deep?