Comments on: Another voter heard from

by: Stark

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:55:15 +0000

No prob Rich, life happens! 'Sides, 'twas funny and helped to prove my existence on the quantum scale!

by: RichVR

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:47:10 +0000

Hey, Stark. Sorry about your loss. Didn't mean to be crass about your cat. Didn't know man.

by: Stark

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:05:05 +0000

Wellllll.. the standard caveat there is that modern man calls them dinosaurs but biblical times man called them behemoth and leviathan. See Job 40:15, 41:1 and Isaiah 27:1 and IRC a couple of spots in Psalms for examples - assuming of course you have nothing better to do. Like, for instance, staring at your belly button. Of course, a critical eye reading these passages tends to see accounts of giant squid, whales, elephants, and other common large animals.... but they work as excuses for the faithful since they are, as usual for the bible, left rather vague in description.

An yeah, I am an atheist, and yeah, I can quote scripture though I usually don't (preferring instead to quote something of substance like Monty Python or Douglas Adams). I wasn't always an atheist - religion made me one. ;)

by: jkositarut

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:19:01 +0000

One wonders why there are no references to dinosaurs in any of the holy books...

by: Stark

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:07:14 +0000

I'm not the Messiah. I'm a very naughty boy.

Plus, my cat died a little over month ago (she lived a good long life) and yes, like all right minded quantumly verifiable entities I sport a rather nice growth of beard.

Dan however, sports long hair, several cats, enough bird seed to enlist his own feathered army of doom and a keen wit suitable for making small children cry. Therefore, I propose that Dan is in fact the Anti-Messiah. Either that or someone whom I'd much enjoy having a pint with down the pub. Either way.

Also, oddly enough, my mental image of Rich has always included a beard. I'm beginning to think that perhaps Rich and I are in fact be the same person living a double life... sort of like Christian Slater in that horrible but thankfully short lived show "My Own Worst Enemy" only with better acting (and no Christian Slater... but the better acting gives that part away).

(Rich and I are, in fact, not the same person.... unless of course, we are - only the Biggs-Neutroson knows for sure and he ain't talkin'.)

by: RichVR

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:35:05 +0000

No. Stark is a messiah. But we can not rule out Dan as well. Depending upon the variables in the equation and different values of messiah.

B=beard and Dan has none as far as the last pictures shown. There is no way of knowing that Stark has a beard so the equation needs more work. OTOH I have a heavy beard.

So let that =Hb but I know I am not the messiah so Hb is not equal to messiah.

Thus Dan = messiah assuming that Hb proves absence of messiah, unless or until Stark shows beard or not beard.

In fact, Stark may or not exist on the quantum level depending if he posts a beard.

Or his cat dies.

Or something.

by: corinoco

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:47:20 +0000

Blasphemers, the lot of you.

Brian is the Messiah.

by: Stark

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:57:59 +0000

No Dazzawul, they glaze over as they say the Earth is 6,000 years old. 10,000 years is plainly crazy talk - might as well be an Evil-lutionist if you say the Earth is 10k years old!

And while old Kent's a bag full o' nuts he's got nothing on Ray "the banana proves design" Comfort. That man is truly a certifiably Grade A Nutter.

by: TwoHedWlf

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:02:38 +0000

Yeah, they pretty much do, Dazzawul. How can you convince someone they're wrong when they have hard evidence given to them by an all knowing, all powerful being? It's like if you were arguing with someone about what 9X9 is when you have a times table that disagrees with what they're saying it is.

by: dazzawul

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:27:31 +0000

I think he's got a little green 'ink' of his own...

Seriously though, how hard is it to get your head around the concept of evolution?
Do their eyes just glaze over as they say "the earth is 10000 years old, the earth is 10000 years old" to themselves instead of absorbing some knowledge for a change?

Fuck.