Comments on: This blows my mind every time http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/ the blog that is not dansdata.com Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:55:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: Mr. Peepers http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3756 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:22:46 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3756 I've had to sit downwind of my father after he had taken those "odorless" garlic tablets. Maybe the tablets are odorless, but after eating them, my father wasn't. I had to keep shifting forward, back, left and right to avoid gagging in the middle of a church service. My father loves "alternative" medicine, and it irks, and sometimes nauseates me. I've had to sit downwind of my father after he had taken those "odorless" garlic tablets.

Maybe the tablets are odorless, but after eating them, my father wasn't. I had to keep shifting forward, back, left and right to avoid gagging in the middle of a church service.

My father loves "alternative" medicine, and it irks, and sometimes nauseates me.

]]> by: dr_w00t http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3755 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:18:57 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3755 Next, slimming herbal cigarettes. Warning: May contain traces of Crystal Meth. Next, slimming herbal cigarettes.

Warning: May contain traces of Crystal Meth.

]]> by: will http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3754 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:09:19 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3754 Ah... herbal extracts. Another indication of the impending apocalypse. People will pay <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Natures-Bounty-Odor-Free-Enteric-Tablets/dp/B001GAOGGM/ref=tag_tdp_sv_edpp_i" rel="nofollow">$23USD for 120 odor free garlic tablets</a>. For that kind of money I could go down to Flemington and buy a bag of garlic four to five times larger than my head. It may not be odor free but it is certainly delicious. Shit, for $5AUD I can go to dirty Abduls on Cleveland st and get a felafel roll with enpugh garlic sauce to repel all vampires and possible suitors for quite some time. I love a herbal remedy, I've got a split aloe vera leaf bandaged to a burn right now. It's a kick to grow something yourself and figure out it does the job better than a $10 tube of burn cream. The point is you don't go a buy a $20 tube of organic cleansing aloe vera stimulant aquifer goo because it has pretty pictures of flowers on the front and makes you feel as if you're not poisoning yourself with some shit a bunch of bean counters decided to market you. Ah... herbal extracts. Another indication of the impending apocalypse. People will pay $23USD for 120 odor free garlic tablets. For that kind of money I could go down to Flemington and buy a bag of garlic four to five times larger than my head. It may not be odor free but it is certainly delicious. Shit, for $5AUD I can go to dirty Abduls on Cleveland st and get a felafel roll with enpugh garlic sauce to repel all vampires and possible suitors for quite some time.

I love a herbal remedy, I've got a split aloe vera leaf bandaged to a burn right now. It's a kick to grow something yourself and figure out it does the job better than a $10 tube of burn cream. The point is you don't go a buy a $20 tube of organic cleansing aloe vera stimulant aquifer goo because it has pretty pictures of flowers on the front and makes you feel as if you're not poisoning yourself with some shit a bunch of bean counters decided to market you.

]]> by: ratkins http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3752 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:18:50 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3752 You wouldn't want Viagra in your diet pills though, they're meant to *stop* you getting a fat! You wouldn't want Viagra in your diet pills though, they're meant to *stop* you getting a fat!

]]> by: Chazzozz http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3751 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:45:47 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3751 <em>It’s amazing - slimming pills never get contaminated with Viagra, arthritis pills never get contaminated with digitalis.</em> Why don't memory pills ever get contaminated with...uhhh...what's that stuff called again? It’s amazing - slimming pills never get contaminated with Viagra, arthritis pills never get contaminated with digitalis.

Why don't memory pills ever get contaminated with...uhhh...what's that stuff called again?

]]> by: DBT http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3750 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:28:10 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3750 "Caution: May contain traces of pharmaceuticals" There ... that should cover it. "Caution: May contain traces of pharmaceuticals"

There ... that should cover it.

]]> by: Chazzozz http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3749 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:22:33 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3749 Oh boy, this post is attracting the most amusing banner ads I've seen in a long time... Oh boy, this post is attracting the most amusing banner ads I've seen in a long time...

]]> by: kamikrae-z http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3748 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:25:29 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3748 Clearly, <a>THIS</a> was due to the side effects of taking contaminated alternative medicine pills. Getafix would be proud.... Clearly, THIS was due to the side effects of taking contaminated alternative medicine pills. Getafix would be proud....

]]> by: j http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3747 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:40:51 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3747 I think I know what happens; they all use the same pill composition manufacturing software. There's a bug, where if you keep clicking "next" without making any changes, the pills are "contaminated" with actual active ingredients. In other words: A wizard did it. I think I know what happens; they all use the same pill composition manufacturing software. There's a bug, where if you keep clicking "next" without making any changes, the pills are "contaminated" with actual active ingredients.

In other words: A wizard did it.

]]> by: Buckermann http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3746 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:06:12 +0000 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/12/11/this-blows-my-mind-every-time/#comment-3746 Probably a government conspiracy to discredit alternative super-medicine. Or aliens. Wizard aliens. Probably a government conspiracy to discredit alternative super-medicine.
Or aliens. Wizard aliens.

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