How To Spot A Psychopath

December 29, 2008

Comics Versus Physics

Filed under: Nerdery, Science

I just wrote this in response to a question on Ask Metafilter. Might as well get a blog post out of it, too.

The question was whether a super-strong superhero could actually shoot down fighter jets by throwing things, in this case coins, at them.

Thanks to lousy writing, superheroes often seem to warp space-time around them to let them achieve things that even someone with their powers should not be able to do. Throwing stuff at ultra-speed is one of those things.

Superman, like several other Flying Bricks, has super-speed as well as super-strength. So he, or a speedster like the Flash, could plausibly throw a rock, a coin, or a cupcake for that matter, fast enough that it’d punch a hole through, or just violently annihilate, any non-superpowered object it hit. The thrown object might just be a cloud of superheated gas by the time it hit the target, but it’d still do the damage.

(See also Superman’s mysterious breath powers - super-blowing, and super-cold-blowing. His ability to blow up a typhoon on demand is strange - where’s all the air coming from? The comics give some cock and bull story about how his lungs can compress the air they contain - thereby explaining the cold breath, because as air decompresses it becomes cold; never you mind why he doesn’t blow cold all the time, or where the heat from compressing the air went. How cubic kilometres of air get into Superman’s lungs in the first place also remains unexplained.)

Lots of superheroes are super-strong but only able to move at normal human speed, though. Rogue is one of those; she’s got a few Flying Brick powers she soaked up from Ms Marvel, but I don’t think those include super-speed. Characters like this may be able to throw a 40-kilo dumbbell as far as a baseball pitcher can throw a rock, but they shouldn’t be able to turn bullet-ish objects into actual de-facto bullets, because you can’t throw anything any faster than you can move your hand.

Heroes that can fly could fly at top speed and then fling something ahead of them at top-speed-plus-throwing-speed, but you’ve got to be super-tough to fly super-fast without dying if you hit a bird - another point that’s glossed over in most comics. If you’re super-tough, you’d think you could just fly through the target rather than toss mundane objects at it.

Super-strong heroes could also throw heavy things much faster than they could by hand if they used an appropriately strongly-built sling-like device. But that’d give them an attack like a 18th-century cannon, not like a handgun.

Yes, I do spend quite a lot of time thinking about things like this. Doesn’t everybody?

December 27, 2008

LED street lighting: Not as good as you think.

Filed under: Electricity, Science

LED

This post on the Greater City: Providence blog is excited about LED street lighting. It links to this post on Red Green and Blue, about an LED-street-lighting pilot program in New York, which mentions that they’re apparently replacing high-pressure sodium lamps with LEDs.

That doesn’t seem like a very good idea to me.

LED street lamps could work very well. But the numbers don’t look good yet.

I can believe the part where the Greater City blog quotes ScienceDaily as saying “If all of the world’s light bulbs were replaced with LEDs for a period of 10 years…”, vast amounts of power could be saved.

But that’s talking about replacing incandescent-filament light bulbs, whose luminous efficacy - amount of light produced per watt of power you put into them - is miserable, down around 17 lumens per watt.

Almost no street lights use incandescent bulbs, for exactly this reason. Instead, street lights use fluorescent tubes and gas-discharge lamps of one kind or another - often low-pressure and high-pressure sodium vapour lamps. The NYC pilot program is replacing high-pressure sodium lamps with LEDs.

Low-pressure sodium lamps are highly recognisable, because they output monochromatic orange light. Single-colour light like that only lets you see the world in shades of orange (in other words, its colour rendering index approaches zero), but you get a whole lot of light per watt - up to 200 lumens per watt.

High-pressure sodium lamps give white light with reasonable colour rendering (though their spectrum is still a long way from being smooth). They can have luminous efficacy as good as 150 lumens per watt.

And then there are fluorescents. Fluoro streetlights are generally the highest-efficiency kind possible, using “triphosphor” tubes whose output looks greenish-white (this is why anywhere lit by cheap triphosphor fluoros, like warehouses or public toilets, will make people look zombie-ish), but is close enough to white for government work. Triphosphor fluoros manage about 100 lumens per watt.

So existing, common, street light technologies have luminous efficacy ranging from 100 to about 200 lumens per watt.

Thus far, white LEDs have managed about 100 lumens per watt.

Only a few years ago, the best white LEDs were only achieving about 25 lumens per watt, the same as halogen incandescent lamps. There’s been a lot of market pressure to create better white LEDs, and the technology is leaping ahead.

But this doesn’t change the fact that if you switch all of your fluorescent street lights to LED now, you’ll save no power at all. If you switch discharge-lamp street lights to LED, you’ll use more power to get the same illumination.

The one fact about LEDs that everybody latches onto, which leads to things like that Greater City post, is that many LEDs need very little power to operate. A normal 5mm white LED will work very nicely from a twentieth of a watt.

But a 5mm white LED also outputs very little light, by street-light standards. And LEDs are not magic hyper-efficient light sources; they waste energy as heat just like every other kind of lamp. It’s just that it’s hard to notice that wastage, when the total lamp power is only a twentieth of a watt. So people often seem to think that LEDs waste no power, and must thus be the best light source in the world.

To be fair, LEDs do have one unique advantage over all conventional lamps: They’re inherently directional. The light comes from a little metal pit inside the LED, and it comes out of only the top of the pit.

This means that it’s quite easy to make an LED lamp that throws light in only the direction you want it to, with no efficiency-sucking reflectors or wasted light shooting up into the night sky to pollute it. So the effective luminous efficacy of an LED lamp, for street-lighting purposes, may be higher than its raw efficacy number might suggest.

I presume it’s this fact that makes the NYC pilot program worthwhile. The Red Green and Blue piece mentions that “the light footprints can be tailored for parks, street corners or mid-block”, which implies that they’re replacing sodium-vapour lamps with an unnecessarily wide throw with LEDs that light up only what needs to be lit. If this is the case, then even replacing 150-lumen-per-watt sodium lamps with 100-lumen-per-watt LEDs could yield a net improvement. Even if you just want the usual round-pool-of-light, a well-designed LED luminaire could work just as well, if not better, than a technically-brighter vapour lamp.

But LEDs are not, yet, the slam-dunk winners that so many people seem to think they are.

Here’s another problem: White LEDs wear out.

Nobody’s yet made a “native” white LED. All white LEDs so far are actually blue LEDs, with a phosphor layer over the blue die that eats some of the blue and emits the other colours needed to create light that looks white. And the phosphor slowly burns out and becomes opaque, which reduces the LED’s brightness.

There’s seldom a clear point where a white LED “dies”, but you shouldn’t expect street-light white-LED lamps to last more than a few years. Fluorescent tubes will probably need replacing more often - and they really do die, not just get dimmer and dimmer - but fluoro tubes are very cheap. I suspect the value-for-money difference between LED and fluorescent in this case would hinge on how much it costs to send people up ladders to change the lamps.

One solution to the white-LED-lifespan problem is to not use white LEDs, but a combination of red, green and blue coloured LEDs. They should last far longer…

Mixed coloured LED light

…and can decently approximate white light.

They have higher luminous efficacy, as well. Coloured-LED luminous efficacy hasn’t been improving nearly as rapidly as white-LED efficacy has, but an array of red, green and blue LEDs should still be highly competitive, in lumens-per-watt, with other street-light lamp types.

(This is also why LED traffic signals work so well. LEDs can natively emit red, amber or green light, and you want a traffic signal to be directional, too. LED traffic lights are just hilariously better, in every important respect, than the old type, which uses low-efficacy incandescent bulbs with coloured filters in front of them that eat most of their output.)

The Greater City: Providence piece dreams of street lights that use so little power that a solar panel on top of each light can charge it up with all the power it’ll need to work all night.

That, I’m afraid, is going to remain a dream for some time yet.

Yes, cheap LED garden lights work that way. But if you scale them up and put them on top of a pole, you’ll either need an outrageously large solar panel, or have to settle for a very dim street light.

LEDs are not a miracle product for street lighting.

December 24, 2008

Osculate your Altair today!

Mystifying advertisement

I think the best part of this mystifying advertisement from the latest DailyWTF post is the bit at the top where it asks you if you’ve kissed your computer lately.

Years ago, when I was working at ACAR/PC Review, we somehow ended up with dozens of boxed copies of an accounting package called, and I assure you I am not making this up, “Tungkiss Your Money”.

On the box was a moderately realistic picture of a man holding his hands, full of gold coins, up to his mouth, so he could lovingly lick the bullion.

Andrew, the editor, was pretty good at finding ways to convert randomness like this into profit, or at least perks.

But we never could shift all those Tungkiss Your Moneys.

December 23, 2008

I get letters, I get letters...

There is still a drought of letters to me in my capacity as Atomic I/O letters answerer. (Probably because people just switch to e-mailing me at dan@dansdata.com after I answer one question.)

But my two Atomic addresses - dan@atomic as well as io@atomic - do receive the occasional missive. Usually they’re spam. This time, there was this:

From: “bo”
To: dan
Subject: pg64 atomic magazine.
[That’s the page my Ground Zero column fell on in the most recent magazine. This column was about sci-fi batteries and their theoretical limits. If you don’t get Atomic, you’ll have to wait another six months before I reprint it on dansdata.com.]
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:36 +1300

Hi Dan-

I can get you the battery technology that will take you well
beyond your 10x Lithium - ion battery.

New - Technology- in comparison hundreds of volts compared with an ordinary 12 Volt battery

Yes its real. real technology and yes you can own it -

Let me know if you are interested.
Price is NZ$50,000 - and it is the knowledge of making
new materials that will enable you to construct a battery
that is well well beyond the current technology..

So for that money I will give you the new material Knowledge
for to construct as many batteries as you require -
which is new material science..
-
Tradionally batteries have been made by top scientists -
the likes of Sandia National Nuclear Labs USA. - Using a lifetime of
knowledge and equations - substance purity and property etc etc

So if you want it - its yours for $50,000-
just a method ( which is the new material science) to make much better batteries.
Note: There is some Trial and Error - but you will get there in the end.

Let me know if you are interested.

Its a matter of Trust - just like Auctions on the Internet -
you send me the money - and I will send you the method-

Thanks

Beau
[an address @ xtra.co.nz]

Wow! Hundreds of volts, you say! Unprecedented!

Regrettably, I lack the resources to pay anybody fifty thousand dollars in any currency but that of Zimbabwe.

If anybody reading this would like to invest in this very promising-sounding enterprise, though, I suggest you send the $50,000 to me, so that I can pass it on to Beau.

Just like auctions on the Internet.

December 21, 2008

Die Legoroboter

Filed under: Hacks, Nerdery, Toys

(Via.)

Most videos of Lego Great Ball Contraption modules are a bit hard to follow, but this one concentrates on only three modules, so you can get an idea of what’s going on.

(The string-quartet Kraftwerk is nice, too.)

The Great Ball Contraption is basically just rules for ball-moving modules that make sure they can connect to each other - like a Technic version of the Lego Moonbase standard.

(Incidentally, you can fmt=18 this clip to get the higher-quality MP4 version, but fmt=22-ing it only seems to give you the basic FLV version at the moment. It doesn’t fall back to 18. I knew there was some reason why I didn’t do what the cool kids do.)

December 20, 2008

Now carve a golf club out of it

Filed under: Nerdery, Science

Behold, Theodore “Periodic Table Table” Gray’s most recent Popular-Science-column adventure:

Making titanium from paint-pigment titanium dioxide, via a thermite reaction.

You’re meant to put your reaction-vessel flower-pot inside a bigger pot with sand between them, so that the inevitable cracking of the pot won’t allow the metal to escape. But it’s more photogenic this way.

You also have to cheat a bit to get molten titanium to drip out of a titanium-dioxide/aluminium reaction. The reaction doesn’t actually burn quite hot enough to melt the titanium, so it’ll just give you a block of titanium-plus-aluminium-oxide slag. To avoid this, you put in extra aluminium, plus an oxidiser to get it to burn. In this case, the oxidiser is humble calcium-sulfate plaster.

And presto, a puck of pretty crystalline titanium can be yours.

(And yes, fmt=22 works on this video clip, giving you a 71.8Mb HD file which you can craftily download.)

The Gamer Product That Will Not Die

Filed under: Nerdery, Toys

I reviewed the Mouse Bungee in July, 1999. And it wasn’t brand new then. It’s got to be ten years old by now.

It’s been on sale at Aus PC Market for all of that time. They’re still using the crunchy product pic I took with my DC120 in 1999, too.

Mouse Bungee

And now it’s on special, yours (if you live in Australia) for $AU19.80 delivered! That’s only slightly more than half what it cost when I first reviewed it!

Australian shoppers can click here to order one.

(It’s too late for Christmas, though. AusPC go on holiday after Monday the 22nd of December, and they’ve already shipped their last 2008 orders; you can order stuff whenever you like, but your order will be charged and dispatched in January. AusPC also find it annoying when I tell people to buy things that’re on special. So, uh, buy some other stuff, while you’re there. I suggest you get a Core i7 PC, plus a spare in case you scratch the first one.)

If you, like me, still have a mouse with a cord, the good old Mouse Bungee really is not a bad solution to the cord-tugs-on-mouse problem.

All you really need to do to deal with that problem, of course, is to tape the cord to your desk at an appropriate point, or attach it to a heavy thing. WireWeights were the fanciest way of doing that second trick, but the company disappeared a couple of years after I reviewed their product in 2004.

The Mouse Bungee people and their surprisingly useful sproing-y product are still very much alive, though.

(Regrettably, the Batterylife Activator people have also vanished. You can still buy a Wine Clip, though, and I’m pretty sure the EMPower Modulator is still on the market, too.)

December 19, 2008

If you download only one 188Mb MOV file today...

Filed under: Movies, Nerdery, Humour

…make it World War, by Vincent Chai (via).

The high-res MOV version is right there on Chai’s site, which could get just a leeetle bit overloaded in the near future. One thousand bonus points for the guy, though, for making that high-res version available.

Usually, you find some awesome short film on YouTube or Vimeo or wherever, and then you go to the creator’s site, and there’s nothing there but the same squished-down Flash-video version. You can format-equals-18 it on YouTube so you can download a better-than-nothing MP4 version, but that’s it.

Vincent, though, has the whole HD enchilada right there for download, like the Code Guardian guys who inspired my last post like this. And like the Exploratorium guys with The Secret Life of Machines, for that matter.

Here’s a direct link to the MOV file, which if you’re reading this some time after I wrote it will either be nice and fast, or broken:
WW_VincentChai.mov

I hope he puts it on archive.org or makes a torrent or something. I e-mailed him about it, but have not yet received a reply, possibly because he’s got better things to do than hover by the computer waiting for e-mails from me, or possibly just because it’s the middle of the night where he is.

(See also.)

December 18, 2008

God's a bastard, instalment 34827

Filed under: Animals, Religion

I just put out some more bird seed, because I noticed that this morning’s supply had been depleted by the usual mob of colourful creatures, but also because one of the birds still picking at the few seeds left clearly needs all the help it can get.

It’s a cockatoo with a fairly advanced case of “psittacine beak and feather disease“. I could have taken a picture of it, but it always makes me so sad to even look at a cockatoo with this disease that I just couldn’t stand it.

It also makes me sort of aimlessly angry, wishing God existed so I could ask Him what the bloody hell He thought He was playing at.

Psittacine beak and feather disease is, in brief, a virus which takes one of the most beautiful creatures in the world, and makes it uglier and uglier until it is so ugly that it can no longer eat, whereupon it dies. If opportunistic infections of the bird’s devastated feathers and tumorous, necrotic beak and claws haven’t killed it already, that is.

There is no cure, or even specific treatment, for psittacine beak and feather disease.

There are hundreds of diseases of humans and animals that’re just as horrible. But few are as purely and plainly awful as this one. It’s like a metaphor for the unfairness of life.

Right - I’m off to Cute Overload for a while.

Dis way. No, dat way!

Filed under: Hacks, Nerdery, Science

I would have mentioned this earlier, but the excellent Illusion Sciences blog went over its Google Pages hosting quota, so I couldn’t snag myself a copy of the SWF file to host on my own site.

Now the blog’s back, so here it is:

Brilliant, huh?

More info at Illusion Sciences.

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