Comments on: Miracle Juice or Alien Race? http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/ the blog that is not dansdata.com Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:01:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: corinoco http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2961 Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:17:02 +0100 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2961 On another note, all those ingredients in <b>one</b> ounce? OK, Imperialist measurements are not my forte, given how much stuff is in it, that must be one <i>cubic</i> ounce, and V!be must have the density of Osmium. Maybe even neutron matter, though both are 'natural' so they should be healthy! On another note, all those ingredients in one ounce? OK, Imperialist measurements are not my forte, given how much stuff is in it, that must be one cubic ounce, and V!be must have the density of Osmium. Maybe even neutron matter, though both are 'natural' so they should be healthy!

]]> by: corinoco http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2960 Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:01:34 +0100 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2960 <a href="http://dinnerinabottle.com/look-good-feel-good-do-good" title="MeatWater" rel="nofollow">Meatwater</a> Did someone take Meatwater seriously? Really I'm all for trying to make the planet a nicer place and all, but when I hear someone say 'natural organic peroxides'* I really, <em>really</em> want to splash hydrogen peroxide in their eyes, and as they writhe in agony, calmly intone (in Neil from 'Young Ones' accent) "Hey, dude, chill out man, thats 100% pure natural OH from organic rainforest sources. As used by traditional Kimerian leathermaking shamans, man. Dude. Like." * I think it was walking past one of those health 'food' shops that only have 'food' in white plastic buckets, with nary a lettuce or fresh fish in sight. My fiance advised that I not rush in and yell 'BULLSHIT!' at the salesdroid. Meatwater

Did someone take Meatwater seriously?

Really I'm all for trying to make the planet a nicer place and all, but when I hear someone say 'natural organic peroxides'* I really, really want to splash hydrogen peroxide in their eyes, and as they writhe in agony, calmly intone (in Neil from 'Young Ones' accent) "Hey, dude, chill out man, thats 100% pure natural OH from organic rainforest sources. As used by traditional Kimerian leathermaking shamans, man. Dude. Like."

* I think it was walking past one of those health 'food' shops that only have 'food' in white plastic buckets, with nary a lettuce or fresh fish in sight. My fiance advised that I not rush in and yell 'BULLSHIT!' at the salesdroid.

]]> by: Thuli http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2959 Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:45:54 +0100 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2959 I had an ex who was supposedly very anti corporate, but the minute any company would mention some of her favourite hippie buzzwords like organic, clean, pure, bio-dynamic etc, she'd transmogrify into the most gullible sucker imaginable, spent $700 on a juicer which didn't work. I really loathe this nonsense as a result.. I had an ex who was supposedly very anti corporate, but the minute any company would mention some of her favourite hippie buzzwords like organic, clean, pure, bio-dynamic etc, she'd transmogrify into the most gullible sucker imaginable, spent $700 on a juicer which didn't work. I really loathe this nonsense as a result..

]]> by: FuzzyPlushroom http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2958 Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:52:51 +0100 http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2008/09/01/miracle-juice-or-alien-race/#comment-2958 So, how many "Certified Organic" works out to one aloe vera plant? So, how many "Certified Organic" works out to one aloe vera plant?

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